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2009 BVDH3 Hash Trash

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#238.69 ~ Brevard South 9 Golf Classic

January 03, 2009

Start: 

Hares:  Dr Anus ~ Just Puke

Hounds: 

Virgins: 

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#239

Date: January 10, 2009

Start:Javer Plaza, Eau Gallie Rd

Hares:TIMMY and ATC

Hounds:Hairy Cheezballz, ATC, TIMMY, Rosey Palms, Suckulator, Sicle, CockTender, Eat A Puss, Direct Deposit, Kojak, Pat-e-phile, Fecal Fucker, Cockpit, Helen Smeller, Just Kita (K9), Just Rekon (K9) and some hashers we found at the beer stop (Tooth Fairy, Down N Dirty, Red Velvet Vagina, Git in My Bed, Lollipop, Just Murphy (K9), Just Mojo (K9)).

Hash Trash:

As usual The hounds started to gather at the designated spot all ready to start the hash. The Grapes of Ass, having little to no hash attire, asks Timmy if he can buy a BVD shirt... alas there is no Haberdashery at this hash ( wonder if this will come back to haunt Timmy later hummm). ATC (the Hare) Asked for 10 minute head start and as he was off, Timmy Yelled "What about my goodbye kiss?" there was a low sounding ooohhhh amongst the crowd. ATC then turned around as if to come back and make right his potentially detrimental mistake but half way back he turn back around and is off, again the crowd makes disproving noises. .


The minutes roll by and it is time to release the hounds, we follow the trail that has limited shiggy to "The little Gay Cottage" which is where tooth fairy is currently living. Hairy Cheeseballs and The Grapes of Ass are seen racing at a full sprint to the house; then accused of competitive behavior. We sign shirts for 2th and give him the support he needs in a time like this. Other Hashers not currently on the trail where there also. Poor ATC is once again scolded by Timmy because he is partaking in some end of hash Doritos at the half way, Sleep well on the couch my friend.


After a Short Visit we are off again, some on foot and other deciding to auto hash the rest of this death defying trail. The second half of the trail proves to be equally shitty and we end up back at point A where we begin circle Circle is a good time for all. We sing the hasher songs, now with the optional ending to all songs"CHA CHA CHA" (thanks for the extra spice Timmy); The huya is given to Timmy (my Timmy was on a roll this hash), for neglecting her duties as haberdasher she drinks and the fecal fucker drinks out of it due to the fact he LOST the huya from last year. he then proceeds to put it on his butt and make a plunging motion, at this Timmy utters "I love a man that can suck his own ass." Hairy Cheeseballs and The Grapes of Ass are made to drink for competitive behavior even though The Grapes of Ass is sure he was only sprinting to show he was in good shape. the hash looks at him with one eyebrow raised and we then learn the ROUND is a shape. The circle finishes with "swing Low" and it's off to the on after at the crab shack


May the Hash go in peace
Grapes of Ass


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#240 ~ Grant Hash Festivus

Date: January 24, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  XXX

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#241 ~ S&M Hash

Date: February 07, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: Smiles from Behind ~ TIMMY ~ Sicle

Hounds: 

Virgins: 

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#242 ~ Valentines Hash

Date: February 21, 2009

Start: 

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#243 ~

Date: March 07, 2009

Start: 

Hares: 

Hounds: 

Hash Trash:

T’

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#244 ~

Date: March 14, 2009

Start: Mustards Last Stand

Hares:  Little Fin

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#245

Date: March 21, 2009

Start: Easter Bunny Hash

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#246 ~ Spring Break

Date: April 4, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  TIMMY

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#247

Date: April 18, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: IMM ~ MBF

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#248 ~ Psycho de Mayo

Date: May 2, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  IMM ~ MBF

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#249

Date: May 16, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  XXX

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#250 ~ BVD 2009 Red Dress Run

Date: May 30, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#251 ~ Blew a Hawaiian

Date: June 13, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  Little Fin ~ Happy Meal

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#252

Date: June 27, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: TIMMY!

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#253

Date: July 11, 2009/p>

Start: XXX

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#254

Date: July 25, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#255 ~ TOGA TOGA TOGA !!!

Date: August 08, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  Ass Packet ~ Suck-u-lator

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#256

Date: August 22, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  ATC

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#257

Date: September 05, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#258 ~ Pirate Hash

Date: September 19, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: Kojak ~ Little Fin

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#259 ~ Trail of Beers

Date: October 03, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  Hairy Cheezballz

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#260 ~

Date: October 17, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#261 ~ Hash-o-ween

Date: October 31, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  Happy Meal ~ Cumsicle

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#262 ~ Hashgiving

Date: November 14, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  XXX

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#263

Date: November 28, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  Mis-Management

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#264 ~ Jingle Balls

Date: December 12, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares:  Mis-management

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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#265

Date: December 26, 2009

Start: XXX

Hares: 

Hounds: TBA

Virgins:  TBA

Hash Trash: XXXXX

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"If You Have Half A Mind To Hash, That's All You Need!"