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SATURDAY - March 16, 2019
03/16 11:00 AM Parade
A BVD Pub Crawl
VERY IMPORTANT:
BVDH3 loves naughty behavior on the pub crawl. However, BEHAVIOR WILL BE MONITORED BY THE GOOD FOLKS OF MELBOURNE AND THEIR KIDS during the parade and we MUST adhere to the following rules:
1. No religious costumes at all, no way, no how, not even kidding.
2. NO THROWING of candy.
3. NO FLOAT. If you do not walk, you are not in the parade and may show up later and join us for the pub crawl. Some of us have feet/leg issues or we are just lazy. We will post where to meet us for ya'll.
4. BRING 2 BAGS CANDY for the kiddies and a basket to have it in that you can carry. Work smarter and not harder :)
5. MOST IMPORTANT. Hash behavior at a hash camp out is way different than downtown Melbourne. Please act accordingly. We are heavily monitored and are on probation to even be in the parade. Not to be rude, to be concise and to be very, very clear - Be an ADULT during the parade and act accordingly. That is all we ask. And in return, we might show you boobies and buns, make out with girls, and all those other things that keep ya cummin' back for more BVD. Your cup WILL runneth over my loves, trust me ;) xoxox
SERIOUS STUFF FIRST.
$25. Everyone pays. No refunds. Complainers will be charged doubled and licked to death.
We are asking your help this year. NO FLOAT. NO BEER during parade but plenty before and after. Beer TAPs will be untapped during parade. We will walk, be silly, and pass out a few things and candy. We will kiss parade watchers and little old people.
NO RELIGIOUSLY ASSOCIATED ATTIRE that could be misconstrued as ungodly. This is a specific request by the City of Melbourne and we will comply. This is a small town, kid friendly parade. After the parade do your thing hashers. Time and a place babies, honor the time and the place as the streets close down for this and you will have to walk a little further if you don’t come early enough.
Please bring a couple bags of candy to give (not throw) to the kids on the parade route. Walk/trail will be approximately 2/3rd a mile. BVD will.provide pre -beer DISCRETION must take place. DRESS as silly as you wanna be, but remember, you will be in public with children present :)
Theme:
St Patricks Day, Green, Clover, Hats, Silliness
Stuff to Bring:
VESSEL, whistle, virgins, sunscreen, small bills for the bar, comfy shoes, 2 BAGS CANDY FOR KIDS, NO RELIGIOUS COSTUMES.
Cost: $25
Shiggy:
Start Location Details
Corner of Oak St and E New Haven
downtown Melbourne, FL
Accommodations
No hash hotel, but Super 8 on US 1 is the closest:
https://www.wyndhamhotels.com/super-8/melbourne-florida/super-8-melbourne/overview?CID=LC:SE:20160927:Rio:Local
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